Travel Chronicles 4 The Shitter

Today we took a long tail taxi boat to Monkey Island and Maya Beach National Park. There were monkeys on Monkey Island. There were no Mayans on Maya Beach. I snorkeled.There were{...}

I am still alive. Also, I am not abducted as of now. We took a ferry yesterday from Phuket to Phi Phi (pronounced PEE-PEE, not Fee-Fee). It’s a secluded little{...}

Lunch stop in Phuket was an awesome experience: Bangla Walking Street. You walk thru the fresh market, you make your selections, you wheel ‘n deal, you walk away carrying the{...}

I’ve only been awake in Phuket for like 9 hours, and I can confirm that ‘illegal’ is not a thing. For anything. Ever.  Patong Beach; if Bourbon Street and the{...}

It’s been 3 eventful days in Chiang Mai. We are heading to the airport to get a lift over to Phuket now 😎 I am, surprised, to report that I have{...}

After 24.5 hours in the air, 4 connections, 3/4 security check-point frisks, and an incompetent seat neighbor spilling orange juice on my pants later… I’m in Chiang Mai. That’s in{...}

So yah, THIS is happening… 😎If I ever get through the security check at LAX, I’ll be on my way to Thailand for the next 2 weeks ✌🏻{...}

Back in the U.S.A. …gosh, that sounds depressing after typing it out…Just a reminder: jet-lag is for real. Gaining 6 hours back should sound like a gift. It’s not.  Now{...}

Greetings from London!We made our way on the Eurostar from Paris earlier today. Finally landing in our hotel near the airport here in Gatwick. On our last afternoon in Paris, we{...}

We have 2 days left in Europe, and we’ll be continuing to spend them here in PARIS 😍 The city is gorgeous and actually, for the first time, exactly what I{...}