Final Entry (but not like ‘final, final’ because I’m dead though, because I’m not..) Dedication: To everyone whom needs a novel on a Sunday because they’re busy being super lazy{...}
Current Situation:The, very eager, Italian gentleman standing on the street corner next to the condom vending machine was not having it when I turned down his pitch to sell me{...}
Welp, made it to Italy. Roma, specifically. Had to lie to the mama dukes about the flight length or else she wouldn’t have boarded the flight to a land without{...}
ADVISORY: DUE TO THE COMBINATION OF DAYS 4,5,6 IN ONE POST, THIS JOURNAL ENTRY IS ADEQUATE READING MATERIAL WHILE ON THE SHITTER. But like, a shorter than normal shitter session,{...}
We embarked on a 2 day tour before sunrise, which isn’t hard considering the ‘sun’ doesn’t rise until 11AM. We headed South. On route, we stopped in an open field{...}
07 Dec 2018With an optimistic forecast, we headed out on the mini-Titanic-wannabe to chase the Northern Lights. Although the sky was mostly clouded when we left the Old Harbor in{...}
We are currently questioning whether or not Iceland is a secret government ops location that lures foreigners to its island only to test their survival skills in hopes of determining{...}
The holidays feel more like the holidays, anywhere other than Florida.Iceland in the winter? Sure, why not… 💁🏻♀️If the mama dukes acts up, I can always leave her on a glacier.👌🏻{...}
