EuroTrip Day 12 & 13: Switzerland, Italy, & Paris, France

We have 2 days left in Europe, and we’ll be continuing to spend them here in PARIS 😍

The city is gorgeous and actually, for the first time, exactly what I expected it to look like.

We had a great time in Venice, Florence, and Pisa, Italy. We saw things. They were old.
Then, we had an even more amazing time in Switzerland, going up Jungfrau to stand at the Top of Europe. Holy baby Jesus, the views were breathtaking! Literally. I couldn’t breathe. At 11,782ft in the sky that’s probably normal.
Between the snow ball fight and tubing down the mountain, falling off the tube going down the mountain and tumbling down the mountain instead of tubing- I couldn’t feel my body. Except for one toe. That little guy remained with me alert the entire time. 
I’m happy to report the rest of my parts thawed within 2, days, post-return to land. So that’s good..

I purchased enough chocolate for an entire colony of eskimos up there on top of the mountain at the Lindt chocolate factory. None of the packaging is in English, so it’s surprise chocolate. Added bonus. I think.

Went to MOULIN ROUGE.
The show was amazing. Again, naked bodies everywhere. Just expect it in Europe. I’ll be relocating here immediately.
Side Note: while standing out front of the hotel, 3 adult men walked up to the right, and enthusiastically began peeing on the staircase. Ahhh, such a warm welcome to Pari!