Off to an impromptu trip to Hawaii for 9 days with the mother-ship in tow… (shhhh, don’t tell her it’s a grand total of 12hrs 10mins on the plane because{...}
*breaks out in, terrible out of tune, song* “Ohhhhhhh, Canadaaaaaaa….”{...}
Seattle is a pretty cool city. I really liked it. Except for all of the hostile homeless folks. And the part where you have to look over your shoulder at{...}
I will be calling Portland home, sooner than later. This city stole my heart with its beauty, quirkiness, and all-round good vibes.{...}
Denver is fucking cold. But the scenery is to die for. Literally, frostbite will kill you…but you’ll go out with a great view, so there’s that.{...}
My first Kelly Clarkson concert- it was a dream come true to be sitting at the stage bar looking at her from a foot away as she belted out her{...}
Final Entry (but not like ‘final, final’ because I’m dead though, because I’m not..) Dedication: To everyone whom needs a novel on a Sunday because they’re busy being super lazy{...}
Current Situation:The, very eager, Italian gentleman standing on the street corner next to the condom vending machine was not having it when I turned down his pitch to sell me{...}
Welp, made it to Italy. Roma, specifically. Had to lie to the mama dukes about the flight length or else she wouldn’t have boarded the flight to a land without{...}
