Seattle, WA

Seattle is a pretty cool city. I really liked it. Except for all of the hostile homeless folks. And the part where you have to look over your shoulder at night when you’re walking down the street. And the litter all over the sidewalks. And the horrendous traffic that does not seem to mind plowing down pedestrians. Come to think of it, I thought I was in NYC until I saw large signs that spelled out “SEATTLE” every few blocks….