Thailand Adventure Diary: Part 8

We begin with a leisurely 3hr flight. 
Followed by a China layover. 
Then, a 15+ hr flight from China to the US. 
An LA layover. 
Finally, a 5+ hr flight back to FL. 

In all honesty; this is going to be hell. 

HOWEVER, it is the price you pay when you don’t want to (or can’t in most cases) pay the price for an upgrade to a little sleeper pod on the airbus when traveling internationally. 

The to/from is the hard part, guys. The rest is a dream. But hey, it’s all part of the adventure!

My advice; double up on Dramamine and like ambien and/or Xanax or any controlled sedative really, and pre-plan your black-out 🤤

There ya go, all set. 
Book your travel around the world. 
You’re welcome.

We take English for granted.
We shouldn’t. 
Now that everything is comprehensible, and I’m not poorly attempting to interpret, hieroglyphics, I feel at ease.

Flight attendant: “You’re seated in an exit row. Are you prepared to take on the responsibilities of the exit procedures?”
Me: “I for sure definitely promise to toss all humans off of this floating air device at any time. Absolutely.”
Flight attendant: “…..I…right, ok..”
Me: “Should we have a practice run, or no?”
Flight attendant: ….*blank stare* *walks away*

Home stretch… 🛩 🙌🏻