Dear TSA:

When a person walks through the creepy tunnel thing and sets the sensors off, the ‘potential terrorist’ should be kindly escorted to a more private vicinity before proceeding with the…molestation. Also, when a female ‘person of interest’ discloses that they are not wearing anything under their shorts, still proceeding to pull said shorts down in the middle of a crowded security line feels more like assault than ‘safety’. I’m not certain of ones human rights during an airport security check, though I feel that public assault may be pushing the limit just a tad.

Regards,

The non-terrorist whom was just publicly molested by TSA

SIDE NOTE TO SELF: 
Remember to wear underpants when flying.