Nassau, Bahamas

After waking at the butt-crack of day after a full day at sea drinking and…drinking- we evacuated the ship and set foot on land.

We rented scooters and cruised around Nassau, Bahamas. Picking up a few strangers along the way to join the 25 of us crazies, stopping at every photo-op location, visiting a cave, seeing Atlantis, nearly hitting an oncoming vehicle a ‘few’ times (it’s really hard to get used to driving on the left side of the road guys..), shopping, making a pit-stop for free booze while pretending to play the slut machines at the ginormous casino on the island. 

Overall, a very successful day…as our entire group of like 40 drunktards miraculously made it back to the ship before departure. 👌🏻 
NOTE: Technically, there is an open container law on the island. However, that is clearly not enforced bc… booze and scooters.

We are currently in the middle of the ocean hurling towards Freeport, Bahamas. 

A ‘mega deck party’ is taking place up here on the top deck. If they don’t turn the music down we are going to attract the sharks. Obviously. So, I attempted to negotiate the volume; that request was denied. If the shark theory isn’t bad enough, the little symphony downstairs keeps replaying the Titanic theme song. On violin. I’ve put a life-vest on every time the song starts. Which explains why I woke up this morning with a life-vest on. Or it could have been a result of the alcohol. Either way, why would they do this to a ship full of drunk people? Rude.

The dance floor is now fully saturated with worse dancers than myself. I realize that sounds crazy to those whom have witnessed my ‘dancing’. Trust me, it’s what I imagine the film shoot for the Rocky Horror Picture Show would have looked like. I should be able to blend right in. The DJ is on fire….whatttt?! The chicken dance just came on! Gotta go! 👋🏻🕺🏻